Radio Ministry of Love - 6/21/07
"The Lost Episode"
Episode 58: The Stunting, or: Proud Mary, or: There's No Place Like Home
The episode started out harmlessly enough, but I lost my way and in the midst of things abandoned the episode. Being a borderline obsessive, a few weeks later I found I had to complete it before starting the new podcast (Big Ass Radio). So I gathered the loose ends and strung together the most unusual thing I've ever done...an unintentionally Wizard of Oz-heavy tribute to radio format changes and stunting. Don't ask. You might be able to tell by the varying quality of the sound that some of the material is as old as 2003...there are some things that Levelator just can't fix.
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Thursday, June 21, 2007
Friday, June 01, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
Radio Ministry of Love - Episode 56
Radio Ministry of Love - 5/25/07
Episode 56: A Very Special Rerun - Part 2
The second half of the very first episode of THE 60-MINUTE RADIO HOUR, from October 1, 2006. This was the first of four one-hour shows I did before starting THE PORTER REPORT, which morphed into RANDOM SNARKING RADIO, and eventually found fake internet religion and became THE RADIO MINISTRY OF LOVE. What a long, strange trip it's been, huh?
By the way, you can relax. The other three episodes of the show seem to be lost forever, and that's probably for the best. There might be a handful of early, early shows I did under the title THE RANDY KING SHOW in '05 or so...but it's best if we just let that bask in its own obscurity for the time being.
www.reverendrandy.net
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Episode 56: A Very Special Rerun - Part 2
The second half of the very first episode of THE 60-MINUTE RADIO HOUR, from October 1, 2006. This was the first of four one-hour shows I did before starting THE PORTER REPORT, which morphed into RANDOM SNARKING RADIO, and eventually found fake internet religion and became THE RADIO MINISTRY OF LOVE. What a long, strange trip it's been, huh?
By the way, you can relax. The other three episodes of the show seem to be lost forever, and that's probably for the best. There might be a handful of early, early shows I did under the title THE RANDY KING SHOW in '05 or so...but it's best if we just let that bask in its own obscurity for the time being.
www.reverendrandy.net
MP3 File
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Radio Ministry of Love - Episode 55
Radio Ministry of Love
Episode 55: A Very Special Rerun - Part 1
For the first time ever, a rebroadcast of the first half of THE 60-MINUTE RADIO HOUR from October 1, 2006. Classic stuff that I swore I'd never present to the world again, and may regret doing so. Back then I was living in Las Vegas and using the name Rupert King. Don't ask. Episode 56 will wrap this all up, and then back to the new stuff.
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Episode 55: A Very Special Rerun - Part 1
For the first time ever, a rebroadcast of the first half of THE 60-MINUTE RADIO HOUR from October 1, 2006. Classic stuff that I swore I'd never present to the world again, and may regret doing so. Back then I was living in Las Vegas and using the name Rupert King. Don't ask. Episode 56 will wrap this all up, and then back to the new stuff.
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Radio Ministry of Love - Episode 54
Radio Ministry of Love
May 11, 2007
Episode 54: Behind Enemy Lines
www.reverendrandy.net
For those of you unfamiliar with the show, this is how it works:
In 30 minutes, Randy reads some news stories he got from FARK and every ten minutes takes a "commercial break" wherein he plays old radio ads for sexy or horror-type movies. But inevitably, he gets distracted by a particular song bumper or commercial, which prompts him to break into an impromptu rant about something only vaguely related to the topic at hand. You remember those old "Anal Retentive Chef" skits on SNL, where the chef never gets around to cooking because he's distracted by ten other things? Welcome to bi-polar radio, my friends.
In this episode:
Randy's personal ode to wanderlust, Ace of Base, John Landis, BB King, "Schlock!", "See You Next Wednesday", Boz Scaggs, the Foo Fighters, Benny Mardones' ode to teenage love, Cheri Cafarro's "Ginger" movies, guy who spent his entire 96 years in the same house, motorized bed guy gets lost looking for Spanish whorehouse, Lon Chaney, Jr., the giant breasts of the late Angela Aames in H.O.T.S., and more.
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May 11, 2007
Episode 54: Behind Enemy Lines
www.reverendrandy.net
For those of you unfamiliar with the show, this is how it works:
In 30 minutes, Randy reads some news stories he got from FARK and every ten minutes takes a "commercial break" wherein he plays old radio ads for sexy or horror-type movies. But inevitably, he gets distracted by a particular song bumper or commercial, which prompts him to break into an impromptu rant about something only vaguely related to the topic at hand. You remember those old "Anal Retentive Chef" skits on SNL, where the chef never gets around to cooking because he's distracted by ten other things? Welcome to bi-polar radio, my friends.
In this episode:
Randy's personal ode to wanderlust, Ace of Base, John Landis, BB King, "Schlock!", "See You Next Wednesday", Boz Scaggs, the Foo Fighters, Benny Mardones' ode to teenage love, Cheri Cafarro's "Ginger" movies, guy who spent his entire 96 years in the same house, motorized bed guy gets lost looking for Spanish whorehouse, Lon Chaney, Jr., the giant breasts of the late Angela Aames in H.O.T.S., and more.
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Sunday, May 06, 2007
Radio Ministry of Love - Episode 53
Radio Ministry of Love - 5/7/07
Episode 53: A Substantial Gift
www.reverendrandy.net
(Visit the site for previous episodes)
In this 30-minute bi-polarizing episode:
Sean Penn as Sam Byck! Curtis Mayfield! Newly unemployed! Pit bull bestiality in Tacoma! Consentual? Human sex is better. Robbery with a rebate! Always have heard bad things about Florida. It's raining men! Sandy Posey?!? Song of the South. How CAN God bless Mother Nature?!? Al Sharpton might not like Song of the South re-release. Who the hell IS Sandy Posey? Weather Girls - 2 Tons of Fun. Paul Jabarra and Paul Schaeffer. Deodorant/battery bomb scare - McGyver style. The war against the fire ants. It Happened at Lakewood Manor. Suzanne Somers' ant-covered breasts. '70s disaster movies. Greg Brown's '64 Dodge bumper. Horror head transplant! Songs about girls named Sara. Grace Slick not a founding member of Jefferson Airplane. China Kantner originally named "God". Barbi Benton! Cirio Santiago's Deathstalker movies better than Conan movies. Lana Clarkson, actress, hot babe, and Phil Spector victim. "Comedian" Lisa Lampanelli boycotted by deaf people. Deaf people cannot hear. Lisa's large butt loved by black men. Stole dead Totie Fields' act.
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Episode 53: A Substantial Gift
www.reverendrandy.net
(Visit the site for previous episodes)
In this 30-minute bi-polarizing episode:
Sean Penn as Sam Byck! Curtis Mayfield! Newly unemployed! Pit bull bestiality in Tacoma! Consentual? Human sex is better. Robbery with a rebate! Always have heard bad things about Florida. It's raining men! Sandy Posey?!? Song of the South. How CAN God bless Mother Nature?!? Al Sharpton might not like Song of the South re-release. Who the hell IS Sandy Posey? Weather Girls - 2 Tons of Fun. Paul Jabarra and Paul Schaeffer. Deodorant/battery bomb scare - McGyver style. The war against the fire ants. It Happened at Lakewood Manor. Suzanne Somers' ant-covered breasts. '70s disaster movies. Greg Brown's '64 Dodge bumper. Horror head transplant! Songs about girls named Sara. Grace Slick not a founding member of Jefferson Airplane. China Kantner originally named "God". Barbi Benton! Cirio Santiago's Deathstalker movies better than Conan movies. Lana Clarkson, actress, hot babe, and Phil Spector victim. "Comedian" Lisa Lampanelli boycotted by deaf people. Deaf people cannot hear. Lisa's large butt loved by black men. Stole dead Totie Fields' act.
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Radio Ministry of Love - Episode 52
Radio Ministry of Love
Episode 52: The Great Ones Remember
Randy has a job now, ingesting industrial chemicals for almost no pay. But he made
time to throw together the latest pseudo-daily episode of THE RADIO MINISTRY OF
LOVE. This copyright nightmare is packed, PACKED, I say, with the following:
Kevin Spacey! More Riff Raff! Blacula! William Marshall's unforgettable contribution to '80s TV! Future Oscar winners onscreen together in FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT
HIGH! The unforgivable mistaking of the identities of Lawrence Fishburne and Forrest Whittaker! Mandingo! Dirk Benedict's love child! A discussion of the A-Team! The worst and shortest Mr. T impersonation ever! Breakin' it down with the A-Team theme! Unfair and harsh dissing of Mike Post's other TV themes! Do-gooders getting ticketed for not having life jackets after dragging suicide victim to shore! Bobby Gaylor's anti-suicide song, stealthily disguised as a pro-suicide song! Minnesota cops possibly beating on a guy! Mysterious allusions to possible extradition back to Minnesota and alleged bodies buried there! Randy's momentary lapse back into a midwestern accent!
All this and more in 30 very fast bipolar minutes!
www.reverendrandy.net
By the way...there are NO bodies buried in Minnesota, at least not by Randy. This is
parody. Besides, dead men don't talk.....mwahahaahhha!
Episode 52: The Great Ones Remember
Randy has a job now, ingesting industrial chemicals for almost no pay. But he made
time to throw together the latest pseudo-daily episode of THE RADIO MINISTRY OF
LOVE. This copyright nightmare is packed, PACKED, I say, with the following:
Kevin Spacey! More Riff Raff! Blacula! William Marshall's unforgettable contribution to '80s TV! Future Oscar winners onscreen together in FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT
HIGH! The unforgivable mistaking of the identities of Lawrence Fishburne and Forrest Whittaker! Mandingo! Dirk Benedict's love child! A discussion of the A-Team! The worst and shortest Mr. T impersonation ever! Breakin' it down with the A-Team theme! Unfair and harsh dissing of Mike Post's other TV themes! Do-gooders getting ticketed for not having life jackets after dragging suicide victim to shore! Bobby Gaylor's anti-suicide song, stealthily disguised as a pro-suicide song! Minnesota cops possibly beating on a guy! Mysterious allusions to possible extradition back to Minnesota and alleged bodies buried there! Randy's momentary lapse back into a midwestern accent!
All this and more in 30 very fast bipolar minutes!
www.reverendrandy.net
By the way...there are NO bodies buried in Minnesota, at least not by Randy. This is
parody. Besides, dead men don't talk.....mwahahaahhha!
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